The 16 Funny Weed Names for Types of Weed

When you’re looking to try a different kind of weed, strains with funny weed names can be really fun. These weed types often have funny weed names that make you laugh because they mix the names of their mom and dad strains. And hey, these strains usually match their names or at least make you chuckle a bit.

Yummy Cookies Weed

This special kind of weed called Girl Scout Cookies is mostly indica, which makes it relaxing. It was made by mixing OG Kush and Durban Poison plants. Lots of people in the USA really like this weed, and you can easily get it in pre-rolled joints or as buds (tip: pre-rolls are sometimes cheaper).

The name “Girl Scout Cookies” comes from the taste, like Thin Mints cookies. The power of this weed can have up to 28% THC, which is what makes it so cool.

Snoop Dog’s Green Crack

Snoop Dog, a famous rapper, gave this weed its name, Green Crack. People who really like weed, from places like Arizona to Seattle, can’t get enough of it. Green Crack is made by mixing Skunk #1 plants. It mostly has a sativa kind of feel and makes you feel awake and full of energy in your head.

The strength of this weed can have anywhere from 15% to 25% of something called THC. If you don’t like the name because it sounds like something else, you can call it Green Cush or just Cush.

Gandalf OG

Here’s something for people who love movies. This special kind of weed is mostly indica, which means it helps you relax. It comes from mixing two plants: Louie XII and Skywalker OG. The name “Gandalf OG” is from a famous wizard in a movie who smokes a lot of pipe weed in Lord of the Rings.

The power of this weed can have between 26% to 28% of something called THC. When you use it, you might feel really relaxed and sleepy, and it starts slowly after making you feel energetic at first.

Space Weed

Skywalker OG, also known as Skywalker OG Kush, is a special kind of weed that started in Washington. It was made by mixing two plants: Skywalker and OG Kush. This weed is mostly indica, which helps you relax. It has something inside called THC, and this weed can have between 20% to 25% of it.

It also has a bit of something called CBD. It’s like a mix of indica and sativa, which means it can make you feel good in different ways.

When you smell it, it’s like a mix of airplane fuel, strong-smelling diesel, and plants. When you use this weed, get ready to feel really relaxed and comfortable, like sinking into your couch. It might also make you feel like you’re flying high in the sky. People in Washington really like this special weed!

Strong Weed Called Gorilla Glue

Gorilla Glue #4, also known as Original Glue or GG#4, is a kind of strong weed. It comes from mixing three plants: Chocolate Diesel, Sour Dubb, and Chem’s Sister. People who use medical marijuana like it because it’s really strong.

This chocolate-flavored weed is like glue for your body. It has something inside called THC, and this weed can have a lot of it, from 18% to 32%. When you use it, you might feel really relaxed and happy, and you might not want to move from your seat for a while. It’s a good choice if you want to have a really nice and happy time.

Other Funny Weed Names

There are so many funny weed names for different kinds of weed, but we can’t talk about all of them. Here are a few more funny weed names that are worth mentioning:

  • Golden ticket
  • Oompa Loompa
  • Animal Gas
  • Donkey Butter
  • Purple Monkey Balls
  • Bob Saget OG
  • Cat Piss
  • Cheetah Piss
  • Unicorn Poop
  • Major Dental Surgery
  • Hidden Alien

Time to Explore More Funny Weed Names

The weed types we talked about are just a few examples. When you search, you’ll find many more funny weed names. Even the weed products we make in Seattle, like pre-rolled joints and special snacks, come from these funny strains.

If names like Oompa Loompa make you curious, or if you’re interested in trying something really different like Cheetah Piss, why not give them a shot? You might discover a weed that’s just right for having a good laugh.

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